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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 10:24

Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
World’s most popular TikTok star Khaby Lame leaves the U.S. after being detained by ICE - ABC News
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
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Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
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No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Eveniet dolor unde ut ut praesentium ut aperiam.
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How do I maintain and care for granite countertops in a coastal climate like Pompano Beach?
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What is the meaning of xx in texting?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Does anyone wear see-through clothes to show off underwear?
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Still no good