What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 10:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Nuts and Butts

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

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Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

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No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

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Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

Eveniet dolor unde ut ut praesentium ut aperiam.

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How do I maintain and care for granite countertops in a coastal climate like Pompano Beach?

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What is the meaning of xx in texting?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Does anyone wear see-through clothes to show off underwear?

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

How would you respond to Rep. Nancy Mace's claim that the GOP platform is more in line with what the American people want compared to the left?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good

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